Martin? Do they do anything in this line..


ciao ciao x

On your bike Wallis - I don't need any help into bed- Im usually there warming it before the men arrive

Bruce Wallis wrote:I'm looking for an old bike....is Cleo still around

No chance Wallis - I only have younger men - certainly not those who have a bus pass!

Geoff wrote:hi Ellie
We didn't see Clepatra , but a Pearly King & Queen, 2 Elvis', & Lots of Queens of Hearts!

Im sorry I missed you darling - I was probably huddled in a corner somewhere - Demetrius likes corners.........

xx

Cleo - you do get around! I am wondering what happened to Mrs. Cardigan. Didn't she sit on the stairs and wish for prince charming to sweep her off of her feet? :P Yes Canada darling - and of course its where I met my late husband Cedric Cardigan who had the unfortunate accident (got harpooned on m...

In the village it's definately Elle&Ella, but there are some nice places in Porches and Silves. Boteco improved???? Since when? :twisted: You're too cruel BW.I always get good portions there and the food wasn't bad either 8) I hear a certain other person takes sandwiches up there and sits on the ro...

I think it would be fair to say that Cleo has the most "packages" to choose from :wink: Stevie babe,thats what the Guarda seem to think - despite the fact I keep telling them its all me :P Im glad that Bruce babes and our First Darling have made it up - it rocked my barge for a while but we're now ...

Bruce Wallis wrote:Ahhhhhhhhhhh Pastel Nata, (or whatever)...to die for!

You can stop that this minute master Wallis, shes having enough trouble with her waistline as it is, with all those custard tarts!
nite

One year one group was overheard complaining about the lack of UK soaps, " not like Lloret de Mar ". And what, pray, is wrong with UK soaps? Surely one isn't expected to do without EastBenders or Emma Dale, or Carnation Milk, or Holly Hocks, or Nay Bars, just because one is in a foreign country? :w...

Maybe you like the real thing in the real place BW?

e-richard wrote:Word has it that a famous author, who wrote a book about life in the Algarve will be in CVO in Mid-September this year....

Keep on the lookout:

Mmm, wait till I bring out my memoires - hot to trot

Bruce Wallis wrote:Funny you should say that Cleo....Im arriving tomorrow, and 'er indoors and I have always fancied that trip to Silves from Portimao.

Asp and ye shall find!

You'll find me moored by the old Roman bridge and hear the unmistakeable sound of Demetrius' flute
Happy sailing

Some of the more of facile statement add nothing to any debate!! I am an occasaional smoker, who obeys the rules and considers te comfort of others. I wouldnt dream of smoking in a resturant whilst others were eating. 2 things really piss me off...........Born again christians, and pious, zealous m...