So you like cakes then pinkie?

Come on Ellie. Who are you trying to kid "didn't inhale". Next you'll be telling us you didn't have sexual relations. My first ciggie was probably a Senior Service non tipped. Full on extra tar and the works. Now those buggers did make you cough. Why couldn't my dad have smoked something light with ...

Hello prawn eating guest. As they are no prawns in the sea around these parts, you will be extremely hard pushed to find a prawn in any restaurant that hasn't been frozen. Most of the prawns (the decent sized ones at least) will have come from Gambia, Madagascar, or the the China seas somewhere. The...

Hello Max Me and my friends are into surfing and diving of course. I can go pretty deep though without getting the narcs, and I dont have to bother with all that decompression stops stuff either. As for surfing, who needs a board. Course I wouldn't mind trying kite surfing, now that looks like a rea...

Speaking for the dolphin communty, we don't like it. We think it's a bit weird actually. I mean what would you humans think if we started paying to walk down the street with you. Then of course there's the perverts who like to touch us. B****y kinky lot. Why don't you go play with the monkeys, they'...