Good points, Maddi..."When Peeing behind a bush is outlawed, only Outlaws will pee behind bushes.
(Like to see them try to enforce that one in Portugal)
And it goes on your record.
Brave New World.
(not that I have anything to hide, of course)
maddi wrote:
3. If you sneak down an alley or hop over a hedge into a field for a quick pee and get caught urinating in a public place - that is gross indecency.
Just remember to pee on the rear nearside wheel of a parked vehicle, lads.....absolutely legal under British law!
