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Biffa For Mayor!
Re: Poly-ticks
Are you kidding? Me in politics would be like a bull in a porcellan (sp) shopbiffa wrote:This is getting out of hand but if Schwarzenegger can do it who knows!
Peter O Bello Infante - Mayor
Martin - Chief of Finanças
Gambrinus - come on - what post appeals??
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Ellie
What are you waiting for fellas! As you can see--the girls are all for it and you'd have our unstinting support 
As for you 'G'--we could really do with some 'bullish' tactics --and being a 'Taurean'(I think?) --you must have all the necessary qualifications!
But as Maddi and Tricky have hinted --you do need some mystique--some sexual intrigue--something for the local press to get hold of----nothing 'closetted' away mm
--well then--- make something up 
Whats still puzzling me is ---that Spanish town that has 10,000 'Norwegian' residents(and now a Norwegian mayor) ---why have so many emigrated and settled there?--whats wrong with Norway uh
As for you 'G'--we could really do with some 'bullish' tactics --and being a 'Taurean'(I think?) --you must have all the necessary qualifications!
But as Maddi and Tricky have hinted --you do need some mystique--some sexual intrigue--something for the local press to get hold of----nothing 'closetted' away mm
--well then--- make something up Whats still puzzling me is ---that Spanish town that has 10,000 'Norwegian' residents(and now a Norwegian mayor) ---why have so many emigrated and settled there?--whats wrong with Norway uh
Well fellow voters, seems we've got a bit of a problem with our candidates,
they seem to be a bit whiter than white. The answer to this problem is of course to employ a spin doctor to jazz them up a bit, and I thought it would've been obvious who the ideal person is... Gambrinus
I would like to volunteer for Press Officer, as being in Advertising and Marketing I feel I'm the ideal person (and I'll get to interview lots of local dignitaries).
As G will know, we need a few incriminating photos' of Biffa and Peter
over the years - perhaps there's something on the Web Cam!
Come on G, dig the dirt, the girls are ready to Party!!
they seem to be a bit whiter than white. The answer to this problem is of course to employ a spin doctor to jazz them up a bit, and I thought it would've been obvious who the ideal person is... Gambrinus
I would like to volunteer for Press Officer, as being in Advertising and Marketing I feel I'm the ideal person (and I'll get to interview lots of local dignitaries).
As G will know, we need a few incriminating photos' of Biffa and Peter
over the years - perhaps there's something on the Web Cam!
Come on G, dig the dirt, the girls are ready to Party!!
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Elle
Right!
We now have :
Bel-infante for Mayor of Lagoa
Martin for financas
G --for 'digging the dirt/and unearthing other 'unseemly'goings on!
Tricky as 'Press Officer'
How about Mads for organising all social 'dos'? The hostess --with the----well Im sure she'd handle it all very well--and wouldnt object to a 'few' gatecrashers!
Id like to offer my services --but not sure what Im qualified for(as Gs digging the dirt)----I know--Ill get on my bike and take round all pamphlets--delivered entirely by hand--and take down-----any notes required---
Biffa You cannot stay out of this ----lots of experience in the area & arena of local politics-- your CVO NEEDS YOU!
Just thought--Peter Bels a good photographer ---perhaps he could take some snaps of Biff --sneaky ones -that will really put him in the running!
Arnie!----eat your heart out
We now have :
Bel-infante for Mayor of Lagoa
Martin for financas
G --for 'digging the dirt/and unearthing other 'unseemly'goings on!
Tricky as 'Press Officer'
How about Mads for organising all social 'dos'? The hostess --with the----well Im sure she'd handle it all very well--and wouldnt object to a 'few' gatecrashers!
Id like to offer my services --but not sure what Im qualified for(as Gs digging the dirt)----I know--Ill get on my bike and take round all pamphlets--delivered entirely by hand--and take down-----any notes required---
Biffa
You cannot stay out of this ----lots of experience in the area & arena of local politics-- your CVO NEEDS YOU!Just thought--Peter Bels a good photographer ---perhaps he could take some snaps of Biff --sneaky ones -that will really put him in the running!
Arnie!----eat your heart out
MEMO
FAO Press Office, Spin, Spijkenisse:
Party Name TBC
Launch Date TBC
AM
Pre-Launch Meeting: cvo square with beer/tea/ice cream/maciera-on-the-rocks. Whip-round for fireworks of Biffa’s choice. Exchange of incriminating photos. Martin hands out song sheets
After Dark
Launch: (bring-a-bottle) details/venue TCB
FAO Press Office, Spin, Spijkenisse:
Party Name TBC
Launch Date TBC
AM
Pre-Launch Meeting: cvo square with beer/tea/ice cream/maciera-on-the-rocks. Whip-round for fireworks of Biffa’s choice. Exchange of incriminating photos. Martin hands out song sheets
After Dark
Launch: (bring-a-bottle) details/venue TCB
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Guest
Not sure if I fit the "spin doctor" profile - I have little experience in that particular field - comparatively speaking.
This should really be put in the hands of professionals, guys who have been fooling the world for decades - any former or current employee from the NASA around? If you can make the world belive a man set foot on the moon, how difficult can dreaming up a few political capers to boost the morale be?
If not, I am sure any old american with some political experience will also do the trick.
This should really be put in the hands of professionals, guys who have been fooling the world for decades - any former or current employee from the NASA around? If you can make the world belive a man set foot on the moon, how difficult can dreaming up a few political capers to boost the morale be?
If not, I am sure any old american with some political experience will also do the trick.
Nope, "in office" jobs are definatly out of the question - send me out into the field:
1. Pre-election
Hire brazilian exotic dancers and male strippers for several promo events on Carvoeiro beach.
Issue "bar crawl" vouchers for a free drink in every bar you make it to on your own two feet.
Use dancers or strippers to incriminate anybody who up to this point has not made up their mind yet and blackmail them into voting for The Flying Dutchman.
2. Post election:
Revoke bar crawl vouchers and fire strippers/dancers (re-hire as interns for town hall).
Place tactical nuclear weapons on a small island...(ooops, wrong political system)
Obtain planning permission to move AlgarveShopping (including retail park) to the open terrain by the EN125 opposite the Fatacil.
- Further planning to increase council influence and revenue in progress.
- Drafting plans for and idependent Algarve with EU/NATO membership.
1. Pre-election
Hire brazilian exotic dancers and male strippers for several promo events on Carvoeiro beach.
Issue "bar crawl" vouchers for a free drink in every bar you make it to on your own two feet.
Use dancers or strippers to incriminate anybody who up to this point has not made up their mind yet and blackmail them into voting for The Flying Dutchman.
2. Post election:
Revoke bar crawl vouchers and fire strippers/dancers (re-hire as interns for town hall).
Place tactical nuclear weapons on a small island...(ooops, wrong political system)
Obtain planning permission to move AlgarveShopping (including retail park) to the open terrain by the EN125 opposite the Fatacil.
- Further planning to increase council influence and revenue in progress.
- Drafting plans for and idependent Algarve with EU/NATO membership.