Why?

eco/spider · Post by **eco/spider** » Sun May 23, 2004 5:14 pm

Do celebrities,so called,want more money than they can ever spend?
Do the chinless gentry want more land than they can ever use?
Do people want more than one dog?
Do dogs lay barkers eggs everywhere?
Do people spend their lives buying and selling houses at huge profits when youngsters cant get a look in?
Dont horses ride people?
Do people train dogs to chase hares in order to tear them to pieces?
Dont people say theyve had enough of oil giants charging what they like for petrol and buy a bike?
Do plumbers inhale thru their teeth,shake their heads,before giving us the bad news?
Do people always mow their lawn on sunday?
Do preachers preach?
Does cheap red wine represent blood?
Is it nessecary to get rat arsed and act like a w----r to enjoy yourself?
As you can see Im not having a good day

Oh well theres always tomorrow.I hope

digger · Post by **digger** » Sun May 23, 2004 6:42 pm

Why
Do celebrities,so called,want more money than they can ever spend? ….it come with fame (all part of the deal)
Do the chinless gentry want more land than they can ever use? ….to give it to The National Trust
Do people want more than one dog? ….because they are lonely, and so are their owners
Do dogs lay barkers eggs everywhere? ….I give up, why do dogs lay barkers eggs everywhere?
Do people spend their lives buying and selling houses at huge profits when youngsters cant get a look in? ….ah…they wouldn’t be able to sell them if the youngster weren’t able to buy them
Dont horses ride people? ….they don’t fit the saddle
Do people train dogs to chase hares in order to tear them to pieces? ….they don’t, I comes natural
Dont people say theyve had enough of oil giants charging what they like for petrol and buy a bike? …don’t know, ask Gambrinus
Do plumbers inhale thru their teeth,shake their heads,before giving us the bad news? ….because they don’t have an Equity Card
Do people always mow their lawn on sunday? ….it betters they chances of meeting the neighbours and getting an invite to the pub
Do preachers preach? …..someone’s gotta do it
Does cheap red wine represent blood? ….I thought blood WAS cheap red wine
Is it nessecary to get rat arsed and act like a w----r to enjoy yourself? ….if you mean wanker, don’t ask me

eco/spider · Post by **eco/spider** » Mon May 24, 2004 10:43 am

is that our feathered friends can only crap in flight?

Gerry Cullen · Post by **Gerry Cullen** » Tue May 25, 2004 12:39 pm

I know what you mean ecospider, i reckon i,ve got it all..the house, the dogs ,the place in the sun......but id give it all up ........for just a little bit more.