Chat Up !

digger · Post by **digger** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 5:59 pm

croeso wrote:What about "Your teeth are like twinkling stars - they come out at night"

...I guess the sheep only smile at night......

...sorry boyo...couldn't resist it....

(Hmmmm....or maybe you moonlight as a denist...)

croeso · Post by **croeso** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:04 pm

Hi Digger

Well used to that sort of comment about sheep - no problem.

After all, if ewe haven't tried it then don't knock it. (joking).

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:38 pm

I hate to tell y'all this, but you are looking for love in all the wrong places.

If you really want to meet and pick up women...don't go to a bar...go to a laundrymat..

Most women who are single, don't have a washer or dryer....so they wash their clothes in a public laundry.

You walk in with a load of light and dark clothes, pile them all in the same washer, grab a bottle bleach, and ask loudly....

"How much bleach should I use on this load?"

You will meet a woman......the rest is up to you.

Even if you don't pick her up, your freshly washed clothes will impress the women you meet in bars.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:48 pm

Cowboy - think you need to spend more time in the big City if you think most single women don't have their own washer/dryer.

I can live without a man but never ever be separated from my own personal villa & washing machine

digger · Post by **digger** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:58 pm

cowboy wrote:I hate to tell y'all this, but you are looking for love in all the wrong places.

If you really want to meet and pick up women...don't go to a bar...go to a laundrymat..

Most women who are single, don't have a washer or dryer....so they wash their clothes in a public laundry.

You walk in with a load of light and dark clothes, pile them all in the same washer, grab a bottle bleach, and ask loudly....

"How much bleach should I use on this load?"

You will meet a woman......the rest is up to you.

Even if you don't pick her up, your freshly washed clothes will impress the women you meet in bars.

..............ingenious .............

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:08 pm

[quote=[quote]"Anonymous"]

Cowboy - think you need to spend more time in the big City if you think most single women don't have their own washer/dryer.

I can live without a man but never ever be separated from my own personal villa & washing machine

[/quote][/quote]

No wonder the birth rate is droping over there.....

The women don't have "True Grit".

[/quote]

Tabitha · Post by **Tabitha** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:13 pm

Have to agree with Guest Cowboy! Dont believe many young women would fall for that line these days

Unless of course--you were going to do what the guy in that jeans ad did--remember ? where he removes them before washing?
Then you might raise some interest

Tiko · Post by **Tiko** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:16 pm

you mean Nick Kamen i think Tabbi

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:16 pm

digger wrote:
cowboy wrote:I hate to tell y'all this, but you are looking for love in all the wrong places.

If you really want to meet and pick up women...don't go to a bar...go to a laundrymat..

Most women who are single, don't have a washer or dryer....so they wash their clothes in a public laundry.

You walk in with a load of light and dark clothes, pile them all in the same washer, grab a bottle bleach, and ask loudly....

"How much bleach should I use on this load?"

You will meet a woman......the rest is up to you.

Even if you don't pick her up, your freshly washed clothes will impress the women you meet in bars.
..............ingenious .............

Thank you Digger, and, in my day, it worked....mostly....if it didn't, at least I'ed hit the bars looking good.

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:31 pm

Tabitha wrote:Have to agree with Guest Cowboy! Dont believe many young women would fall for that line these days
Unless of course--you were going to do what the guy in that jeans ad did--remember ? where he removes them before washing?
Then you might raise some interest

Tabbi, way ahead of you....how do you think I got my Police Record started and all those great tattoos?....and some of my best dates, for that matter.

Tabitha · Post by **Tabitha** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:43 pm

Tattoos huh Cowboy? Like notches on your gun-a 6 shooter I presume?
love a pic of those

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 12:13 am

Tabbi...ask the warden...he might release them.

Tabitha · Post by **Tabitha** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 12:20 am

you mean-if I ask him nicely maybe he will?

Got any tips?

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 1:01 am

Sure do Tabbi...

Tell him to meet you at the laundrymat.... and tell him I sent you.

( don't forget to take some detergent with you...and something off the shoulder.....in black )

digger · Post by **digger** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 7:29 am

Gerry Cullen wrote:How would ye like to be buried with my people ?
always worked for me!!

….hmmm….been thinking about this one…it sounds more like a death-threat than a chat-up line……..think I’ll give it a miss
But maybe croeso could try it on with his sheep……after dark...when he’s in the moood..