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Tropical bar, nr Rocha Brava
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Guest
I'm a HUGE United fan (have been since the days of being privileged to watch Best, Law & Charlton etc). Re the Rio Ferdinand story (failed to TAKE a drugs test) - can anyone nominate a bigger 'plonker' than him? To make the excuse that his mind was on "moving house" is laughable - can't imagine him humping wardrobes & boxes onto the removal van. I think he's going to feel the full weight of the book being thrown his way. Sorry that football has taken over (again) from the original enquiry but I notice that the forum has been rather quiet lately.
Regards to all in CVO.
Regards to all in CVO.
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yawn
Trivia
Isn't it about time the pink slob and the rest of the purists started to complain about this topic. To use the quietness of the forum as an excuse is no excuse.
The forum is quiet
could it be that the kill joys have got their way and that noone can now be bothered to contribute to a boring site 
The forum is quiet
could it be that the kill joys have got their way and that noone can now be bothered to contribute to a boring site -
Anti-Purist
Laughable
I also think that the reason the forum is so quiet is because the purists have got their way and a lot of people are simply not posting.
It annoys me to see that there is apparently nothing wrong with this thread taking a turn off topic - Is that because the purists have now realised they have all but quashed the site or is it because they targeted, both nastily and personally certain members and it is not those members who are posting on this thread?
I would like to show my appreciation and admiration to those who have taken this thread off topic, you are incredibly brave, I am too scared to post anything these days for fear of being personally attacked.
Some interesting side debate - well done, John, Tricky, CM, Loretta and Guest
It annoys me to see that there is apparently nothing wrong with this thread taking a turn off topic - Is that because the purists have now realised they have all but quashed the site or is it because they targeted, both nastily and personally certain members and it is not those members who are posting on this thread?
I would like to show my appreciation and admiration to those who have taken this thread off topic, you are incredibly brave, I am too scared to post anything these days for fear of being personally attacked.
Some interesting side debate - well done, John, Tricky, CM, Loretta and Guest
There is another point to this posting as well just to keep it on and off the chosen subject 
...as well as the tropical bar having to be one of the friendliest cafe bars in carvo we must give Helder a round of applause for doing the job he does (just about everything ).. 
... i guarantee a good atmosphere when the European football visits Portugal next year ..the point i am making is whenever a big event is held anywhere in the world the fatcats will always want to make their fat wallets fatter , and who suffers yes the poor old consumers 
so i am preparing for a possible airfare increase next year so make the best of it now ,because everyone knows when prices rise they never come down ....... 
THE PHOENIX ROSE AND REGAINED THE HALLOWED CHALICE
...as well as the tropical bar having to be one of the friendliest cafe bars in carvo we must give Helder a round of applause for doing the job he does (just about everything ).. ... i guarantee a good atmosphere when the European football visits Portugal next year ..the point i am making is whenever a big event is held anywhere in the world the fatcats will always want to make their fat wallets fatter , and who suffers yes the poor old consumers so i am preparing for a possible airfare increase next year so make the best of it now ,because everyone knows when prices rise they never come down ....... THE PHOENIX ROSE AND REGAINED THE HALLOWED CHALICE
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the silent majority
RIP
I cannot believe how quickly this site has deteriorated into mediocrity. From being vibrant and irreverant it has become a ghost.
I must confess to having greatly enjoyed the ongoing cut and thrust of the regulars, some extremely clever and witty, and always entertaining.
Every query was always answered fully, and then the fun started as imaginations ran riot
So where are you purists - are you happy with your actions, does the site now live up to your expectations. There's nobody else posting - its all yours 
This is the way you wanted it - now make it work
I must confess to having greatly enjoyed the ongoing cut and thrust of the regulars, some extremely clever and witty, and always entertaining.
Every query was always answered fully, and then the fun started as imaginations ran riot
So where are you purists - are you happy with your actions, does the site now live up to your expectations.
There's nobody else posting - its all yours This is the way you wanted it - now make it work
I am actually surprised to see this development - I would have thought the spite and the fight put up by the culture guards, purists or whatever you want to call those who like an orderly fashion, would have led to the realization, that internet is chaos and disorder.
So now nobody intervenes - a few subjects run haphazardly off topic and nobody cares - the result is the slow demise of irrelevant chit chat and subsequenmt re-location of the remainder into Smokey's, where it apparently belongs.
Sex and violence sells, people - a good verbal slapping or helmet talk were the topics that lived, even with the purists.
So now nobody intervenes - a few subjects run haphazardly off topic and nobody cares - the result is the slow demise of irrelevant chit chat and subsequenmt re-location of the remainder into Smokey's, where it apparently belongs.
Sex and violence sells, people - a good verbal slapping or helmet talk were the topics that lived, even with the purists.
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that he just whipped out a quarter? [NOTE: Geo.
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situations?
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How many weeks are there in a light year?
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his Walkman?
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mistletoe?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her
friends?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people
wear earmuffs?
If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
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If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales
look the way they do?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with
sushi?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking
lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture
of a running child?
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Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game, when we are already there?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called
rush hour?
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Does killing time damage eternity?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an
address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where
do they keep it?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID
that he just whipped out a quarter? [NOTE: Geo.
Washington's picture is on a quarter]
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical
situations?
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear
his Walkman?
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get
mistletoe?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her
friends?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people
wear earmuffs?
If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then
what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales
look the way they do?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with
sushi?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking
lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture
of a running child?
Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game, when we are already there?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called
rush hour?
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