looking for love, maybe

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:11 pm

Well I hope you all had a wonderful new year - I did. Just surfaced and have driven to my office as I don't have a computer at home ( don't believe in having one at home as well).
Was getting cabin fever so am doing paperwork. I am self employed and my secretary is off until next week.
Anyway, I'm glad I didn't make a move for the blonde in the Anteak!
I might have gotten more than I bargained for in more ways than one -and come home with no dignity intact!! Not that I would have been going about telling all about it !
I never saw the Carvoeiro.com table - sorry.
I am sure you you two dark haired girls that roy mentioned are real stunners but from your earlier comments are perhaps 'too fussy' for me. I don't have a problem with that as I am too. Methinks Roy is a bit over protective toward you but is a bit of a contradiction as he certainly has promoted your stunningness - on a couple of occassions. Lucky him.
Now then, since I am back in the U.K. perhaps I can make a connection with Ellie and Mrs Cardigan as I believe they are in the U.K. at the moment and can't be that far from me. Perhaps we can meet up and discuss things Portugese. Probably no more than a one hour plane trip from Edinburgh. Why don't we have a carvoeiro.com meeting somewere every month in say birmingham - would that be central enough for all?
Anyway, I failed again over new year. No love. It's funny how after a while you get used to not having you know what. I suppose there is always Easter to look forward to in Carvoeiro.

nightrider · Post by **nightrider** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:30 pm

Oh come on Dave own up we know your no male

Nightrider

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:40 pm

I don't know why you would say that!
I read earlier that one reader said he detected feminine tendencies or something. Well, do you think maybe it takes one to know one?
In this case no. Never been accused or had that levied at me before. In fact I have been accused of being to much a mans man. You can't win.
Talking about feminine tendencies. It' s a changing world and I see more guys wearing/ doing feminine things. I have read some females like to see the feminine side to a fella!
Whatever blows your kilt up I guess.

roy4eyes · Post by **roy4eyes** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:55 pm

Why not meet up in Lincoln ?

My good friends Mr. and Mrs. Crane can do the intros and perhaps look after the interests of two more of the lovely CVO com. ladies.

Only a short distance from Humberside airport - and think what the famous 'Lincoln Imp' mightr do for you !!!

No hills to exhaust you, their sausages are world famous, the exhilarating sea air of nearby Cleethorpes to stimulate you - what more could a man ask for ???

Brum - romantic ? - not in my book !!

Sharen Crane · Post by **Sharen Crane** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:56 pm

Or floats your boat

Well I for one was disappointed that you weren't anywhere to be seen David. Especially as Michael had already met that nightrider woman and was last seen whooshing off on her broomstick, leaving me alone and looking for love!

Hey Roy that's a great idea we could have a meet in Lincoln...you could fly over with the witches to Humberside Airport to join us

nightrider · Post by **nightrider** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 2:40 pm

http://www.superlaugh.com/1/catnip.htm
Nighrider

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 2:46 pm

Yes , Roy sorry. Why did I mention Birmingham. Must still have a fuzzy head from hogmanay! That accent - when you are making love!!! Oh god.
The Lincoln imp sounds great. Would get me going.
I forgot all about you Sharen - how could I.
And to think that you to are in my back door now. You sound really keen for a laugh and a flirt also I believe. I like that. The risk!!
When is your hubby going back to carvoeiro again - on his own? That would be a good time for the 'meet'. Er, pardon the use of that word.
Must get home now and finish off the thigh and breast leftovers. Turkey that is. Gobble gobble.

Sharen Crane · Post by **Sharen Crane** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 4:09 pm

(((looks around the forum to see if Michael is watching)))

Hi David

I think you and I are alright to flirt a little on here at the moment, Michael doesn't appear to be around. I should think he is busy cooking up something with Nightrider or that infernal Mrs Cardigan

So you fancy a little fun huh! What did you have in mind? I have a few "Impish" tricks up my sleeve....but don't tell anyone, it will be our secret

Why don't you become a member David, this topic could be moved on to chit chat at anytime by the mods and then you will miss out on all of the fun we forum ladies are renowned for!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 4:33 pm

Sharen I don't think I could repeat on here what I have in mind. Not so early on in the new year anyway!
But you do have the real professional qualities of an accomplished tease.
Are you by any chance mrs cardigan or am I being stupid. Your intone/ modulation of text is alarmingly similar?
Sorry I didn't see you in carvoeiro but we were about. Honestly.

Sharen Crane · Post by **Sharen Crane** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 4:36 pm

I am most definitely not the Cardigan woman....perish the thought! However I wouldn't be rude enough to call you stupid (that would be down to other less nice people on this forum

)

You can tell me what you have in mind David...no-one else is listening, I promise

Thunderbolt · Post by **Thunderbolt** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 4:53 pm

How anyone managed to miss the Carvoeiro.com table that night is beyond me!

What with Nightrider waving G's thongs around, Nightrider, KTee and E-llen being very, very, very loud, Nightrider (oh dear NR, you do seem to be in the middle of all this a lot! lol).... anyway, what with us making more noise than 6 darts team, we were definitely not mistakable!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 5:03 pm

Sharen, I am a professional and will not be drawn on something that would look tacky on print. You deserve better than that. I can tell. Far better you hear it from my lips. Then it would be a secret - 'honestly that's a promise'.
Our time will come. Trust me.
If only we could get rid of that damn pesky mr crane.!!

Michael Crane · Post by **Michael Crane** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 5:10 pm

If only we could get rid of that damn pesky mr crane.!!

She's all your's mate. I pulled in Round-up on New Year's Eve!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 5:15 pm

I heard. It's all over carvoeiro - big willie wasn't it?

Michael Crane · Post by **Michael Crane** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 5:18 pm

Anonymous wrote:I heard. It's all over carvoeiro - big willie wasn't it?

Let's just say the words, 'massive' and 'cock' were bandied around. Nuff said!