TEETH SUPPOSE TO BE A JOKE !!!!!!!!!

biffa · Post by **biffa** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 11:48 pm

Sorry, correction, last post should have read "the spirit entered into me a wee too much"

bifa's 2nd darling · Post by **bifa's 2nd darling** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 7:54 pm

Hello darling number 2 here.
I am only doing this under strict instruction of darling number 1. That darling is bigger than me. Is mr Bife struggling again? Keep off the mixers daddy darling!

art is dead. Discuss

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:34 pm

Just how many darlings has this Biffa got?

bifas 1st darling! · Post by **bifas 1st darling!** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 7:09 pm

Hello 2nd darling, nice to see you

Art's dead, when's his funeral?

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 10:19 pm

Carefull Biffa, The downfall of too many men is the upkeep of too many women.

Redscouser · Post by **Redscouser** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 3:32 am

bifas 1st darling! wrote:Hello 2nd darling, nice to see you

Art's dead, when's his funeral?

Do you mean Helen's husband Art is dead?

biffa · Post by **biffa** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 9:25 am

Damn right Cowboy - it is beginning to take effect. Anywya there is no problem with the mixers - it's what they get mixed with. All my darlings are bigger than 2nd darling anyway.

Signed - concerned of carvoeiro

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 6:32 pm

Bigger in what way Biffa?
Dimensions? Age? Big-hearted?
And why are you 'concerned'?
Is it all getting too much for you..what exactly d'you have there ...a Harem?
and just who is Helen& Art may I ask..or is that one question too many?

now I really am confused

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 10:37 pm

Ellie, in this context, bigger means Biffa need a bigger bank balance....or bigger bank deposits.

bifa's 2nd darling · Post by **bifa's 2nd darling** » Sun Feb 29, 2004 11:22 am

hello 1st darling!

If bifa's bank balance is being distributed 2nd darling requests to be 1st in line.. PLEASE!

snowing again.

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Sun Feb 29, 2004 1:22 pm

Spell darling Daddys name right (Biffa)2nd darling..then you might get promoted

I guess youre in the deep south right?
Snow up to your ears

Glorious day here in Lincs... snow almost gone!
Dont forget..be nice to Daddy..or he may cut you off..without a penny

bifa's 2nd darling · Post by **bifa's 2nd darling** » Sun Feb 29, 2004 2:39 pm

yes sorry
the bifa must be you ellie

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Sun Feb 29, 2004 5:25 pm

Watch it Sunshine! (or Daddy's 2nd Darling!

)
You're dealing with a 'street wise' London kid here( Alright! An older kid)..and what is a 'Bifa' anyway..if its 'orrible dont tell me....if its a different spelling for Bife/Steak...then you can buy me one next time Im out.....if Daddy ups your allowance that is

and Im sure Biffa loves you all(How many

?) equally deeply and 'dearly'....to his cost

Have fun! What am I saying

...that could cost me dearly

.....Ellie

bifas 1st darling! · Post by **bifas 1st darling!** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 7:39 pm

Opps, my fault, I spelt Biffa's name wrong!! Always had a problem spo

lling!!

bifas 1st darling! · Post by **bifas 1st darling!** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 7:41 pm

It's Biffa's 3rd Darling's birthday today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

SPELLING

TEETH SUPPOSE TO BE A JOKE !!!!!!!!!

Carnival

here comes another one

Art's dead

Darlings

all the darlings

erratum