flirting

shady · Post by **shady** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 12:43 pm

ten a penny or maybe 10 a euro on algarve beaches

me-again · Post by **me-again** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 1:14 pm

Anonymous wrote:Save your money on strip clubs Falcon
I strip for free......everytime... I'm in Carvoeiro.............on the beach or by the pool or in a hot bar or drying off on balcony just after a cool shower.........you've just got to take off those shades, open your eyes and .................... Certainly gave some local guys a big smile when they looked up last time

Being a non local I Will certainly keep my eyes open now.................

you like being watched guest?!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 2:01 pm

calma calm 'me again'! dont get overheated

arent men fickle?
First hes flirting with our Tabbi now hes on lookout for anon guest!
Naughty boy !

...................ellie

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:16 pm

what im looking for is an actress..whose sort of daring and dangerous..would anyone know a person like that .

with a sort of bewitching smile

Tabitha · Post by **Tabitha** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:28 pm

I cant answer for the 'bewitching' smile---
But I can 'act' D and D---you offering me work? whoever you are

If you are and its in Algarve --the answer is yes

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:34 pm

could you please give us a resume of your recent work.....we are looking to cast for a big "titanic " type movie...its s working title will be called the "the carvoeiro clones" a sort of remake of stepford wives but with more style and ermmm motivation!!!

we could discuss your role over lunch????

Tabitha · Post by **Tabitha** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 10:48 pm

when you say 'Titanic' Mr Director--what do you have in mind for me-do you mean a similar part to the Kate Winslet one -where she stood bare breasted at the brow of the ship?
Ive been a 'body double' -not sure I fancy being a clone

But if I can name my fee then---name your eatery!

falcon · Post by **falcon** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 10:50 pm

go on Tabs, real em in!

Tabitha · Post by **Tabitha** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 11:08 pm

I think 'dinner' woud be a better idea Mr Director!
What is your opinion falcon?
Romas has a lovely setting-the right ambience- relaxed- where we can get down to business.Sound okay to you?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:16 pm

ok romas it is...you will be required of course to be like our kate but this time on top of the ice cream shop awning next to surlies bar which is near snarlers.

we will of course discuss all the finer details re your fees and residuals plus a take of the box office after coffee...howabout it?

suzy-chigwell · Post by **suzy-chigwell** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:24 pm

some of you may be getting in too deep so I post the following for you its got a good moral to it

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground and landed in a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

The morals of this story:

1) Not everyone who drops crap on you is your enemy.

2) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.

3) And when you’re in deep crap, keep your mouth shut.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:34 pm

well that just what we needed before dinner at romas!!!!you realy spoiled our appetite now....

suzy-chigwell · Post by **suzy-chigwell** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:37 pm

I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY !!!!!

But I am sure it will take more than that little story to spoil either your appetite or your romantic mood.

Tabitha · Post by **Tabitha** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 10:45 pm

You mean the part requires me to be suspendered above the icecream shop

?---but I have to warn you my fee will be much higher for removal of clothes-
youll have to prove to me that it is absolutely necessary to the part ok?
re: Romas! Ill leave the booking in your capable hands Mr Director--oh and just one little request ?
Please have young waiter in attendance --ready with the Bolly--I always find signing contracts thirsty work

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 10:44 am

welll for removal of clothes we hight go as high as another 10 per cent...but please keep in mind that you will be the "face of carvoeiro" as as such your fame surely will be payment enough...now onto the drink might i suggest cocktails.....i alway enjoy "camara exposiv redun" its a mixture i always drink when entering into official buildings.

i have reviewed the titanic movie she doesnt go topless on the mast head...have you mistaken the scene for another????

if of course the thing turns out well we will have to get married ..subject to a pre-nuptial agreement...i think a million a year is enough (thats for me by the way

) our susy can be the bridesmaid?'