• just been watching the show about lazy singing stars

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2003 10:27 pm**

yes its called POP IDLE

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2003 3:55 am**

how can you tell when a lazy singer knocks at your door?.....
....can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:38 am**

the trouble with you cowboy is that your always blowing your own trumpet

sorry to keep harpin on about it

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2003 5:49 pm**

just trying to drum up a little interest in an off key subject.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2003 5:55 pm**

sounds like your stringin us along, how base can you go!!!
anyway been chatting with my girlfriend,,we had some saxon thephone and then she met her freind joe..not very nice so we had to banjo him

er over to you.........

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2003 7:32 pm**

sorry, i'm going pitch it back to you....any responce i might have, would only B-flat.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:49 pm**

you trying to drum up support cowboy?

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2003 11:29 pm**

yes, and i'm not beating around the bush about it either

Posted: **Mon Sep 08, 2003 8:45 pm**

A snake and a blind rabbit bump into each other in a field. The trusting bunny says to the snake, "I've been blind all my life, and I've never known what kind of animal I am. Would you feel me and tell me? So the snake feels the bunny's ears. He says, well, you have soft pointy ears, a soft round tail, you are warm and furry, I think you're a rabbit! The bunny squealed with delight. "Thank you, thank you, I'm forever grateful!". Then the snake said, "would you return the favor? I've also been blind all my life, and would like to know what kind of animal I am." So the bunny felt him. "You are cold-blooded, you are slimy, and you seem to have no ears...I think you're a record executive!"

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2003 4:23 pm**

Wot joy another jokes forum!

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2003 6:12 pm**

Just to add to the three food ones!!!