Hi,have just read this cool tip in this weeks CHAT and i thought i,d pass it on.
instead of cracking head lice between your nails,stick them to sticky tape.

And she signed it.!!!
well i,m not,

But surely that makes them a bit difficult to eat!

Gerry, what are you doing reading CHAT?

Maddi

Velly nice when flied

Jaysus,how the ........? maddie is it the accent or what.
gerry


it was a break from gormengast

Usually I can spot the accent in your posts but on this occasion it was how you use punctuation - not worried about the errant comma/apostrophe but deeply concerned that you are reading CHAT

Maddi

Maddi--Sis --dont you think Gerry would do better having some "chat"!----instead of reading it
What think you?
Go on--use your (very) persuasive powers

Accents!
Punctuation!
Chat!
Topic is Cool Tip so mine is keep your lipstick in the fridge on hols in hot CVO.Stops it going soft

Cool Tip: Prevent your milkman from becoming complacent by never ordering the same number of pints twice, and hiding tour empties all around your front garden.

"milkman" what's that then?

Hasn't been a milkman in my neck of the woods since Tesco opened in 1978!!!!!!

Mads

So whos yer man that calls into the wife every morning than?

That'l be the father of her children

I didnt know they actually had milkman --let alone those doing the rounds --in Lisbon Digger?

No. It's just something I read in an old copy of VIZ
Not an original idea