I have been thinking about some new t shirt slogans..bit tired of reading adverts. so what about the following.

"Scrap the Public Notary"

or.

"Im the last offshore owner left"

or.

"Bureau do Estangeros Apprecation Society"
note very exclusive limited edition

"No i dont have a Licence"

any other ideas!

OK Martin, I'll bite.....

If you don't like the way they drive in Portugal,...stay off of the Sidewalks
or
I'm from Portugal, and your Not (a big seller in Texas)

or how 'bout this:

Make love on the beaches of Portugal.....Something to tell your kids about when they get older.

The last one is my favourite-of course---but wouldnt you need a large size--to get it all on?

How about some kind of double-edged slogan? This could be fun:

"Scrap the Public Notary"
“Oh they are!! Someone else had thought of it first”

or.

"Im the last offshore owner left"
“And I’m going nowhere. I will stay and pay my taxes like onshore owners do”

or.

"Bureau do Estangeros Apprecation Society"
note very exclusive limited edition
“Only the British have good reason to appreciate them”

or.

"No i dont have a Licence"
“But I will abide by the law of the land, and get one”