just cant understand what these english women see in the local men...whats wrong with wearing socks and a string vest on the beach?
some of these english women have no sense of appreciation!

Im sure you look divine in your string vest dear..but remember to take it off before you sunbathe..or else ..all those romance -seeking Portuguese gals will start playing 'noughts & crosses 'on your chest!
as for local talent(men wise)...the girls should look-in at the beach hotel recep. ..Certain young dark-eyed senhor....name badge....Ive forgotten his name!

perhaps cvo could be a new backdrop for shirley valentine 2

mmm..interesting.. but she ended up on his boat didn't she?
I prefer sand, sun and s....soft icecream