I am a 5' 8" stunning blonde, who has just got a job at the lapdanciong club. Can ANYONE help with accomodation? I need somewhere within walking distance as my 6" heels give me some jip

Sorry I fofgot to mention, my job starts at the end of may

but what about your gardening jobs?

chief moderator here would be interested, but he's asleep at the moment

Exotic Elle wrote: Sorry I fofgot to mention, my job starts at the end of may

I think you FOFGOT how to spell too

blonds

I might have got my spelling wrong but i can always correct that but i bet you wont stop dribbling if you see me dance----im taking bets

Lapdancing in CVO?? WHERE..WHEN ??

I can do a bit of weeding if thats what "blows your bubble" anyway what about ACCOMODATION!!!!!!

Where are all the locals with a room for the summer---block booking.

Nothing to do with me folks!
Im still weeding/digging/planting....sweated labour..nothing so exotic as
'Elle's Im afraid
The only laps I do are around the gardens I work!
and Im a bit smaller than 5ft 8in......
as for dancing..call me old fashioned..but I like it close up & personal.....
and I do believe Ive spelt all my words....correctly? nite..ellie

Ellie wrote:Nothing to do with me folks!
Im still weeding/digging/planting....sweated labour..nothing so exotic as
'Elle's Im afraid
The only laps I do are around the gardens I work!
and Im a bit smaller than 5ft 8in......
as for dancing..call me old fashioned..but I like it close up & personal.....
and I do believe Ive spelt all my words....correctly? nite..ellie

Well Ellie sitting on one's lap is close enough aint it?! lol

maybe guest but Ican see,or should that be feel,things from Ellies angle.Closeup and personal ?head to toe? maybe thats what she means

Could do with a lap at the moment Guest( to sit on )...feeling real groggy with sudden heavy cold....but dont wanna pass on germs..so Ill keep my distance
I wonder if 'Exotic Elles' had any offers yet? What d'you think?
5ft 8in AND 6in heels...blimey..I hope she dont sleep in them...do they make beds that long in Portugal .....
seeing that the populace is quite small in stature.....
only kidding Elle..wish you luck.....
or are you kidding as well..and youre 'someone ' in disguise...

can i recommend some 5 star hotels for our exotic elle..i am sure that she will be able to afford them....i have heard that lapdancers earn lots of money..certainly at one club in the algarve a friend was charge over 30 euros for a drink (beer i think)...as was mentioned by one observer ..the only people being exploited are men with their credit cards.