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Hi Biffa, any chance of a newsletter?

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:10 am
by Mike,Chislehurst
Seems a tad late this month, still if you're busy then we will have to wait :(

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:23 pm
by B2D
yeah come on Biffa!! We're all waiting....

But for those of you who are just too anxious here is a sneak preview of the topics biffa will cover this month

1. Biffa's single handed wrestling match with large ana conda (includes video footage- not for the faint hearted)
2. Biffa documents the moment he realised said snake was a garden hose
3. Biffa learns to ROLLER SKATE (pay per view photos only)
4. Biffa eschews any attempt by 'well-meaning friends' to get him into the Round-Up for a 'swift half'
5. Biffa takes up macrame! ( you will be able to buy Biffa own brand macrame y fronts from this site at a later date)

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:01 pm
by e-richard
Can't wait to read THAT newsletter :wink:

But I suspect there may be some embarrasing revelations about Biffa's offspring in the newsletter as well :D

Newsletter

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:00 am
by biffa
OY! Lay off me you lot will you?! I have had personal problems this month which delayed newsletter. Personal problems is a euphemism for lots of summer visitors that have addled the old brain with copious fluid ingestion.

Actually I have sent it off for posting by Steen but despite B2D's sneaky preview it isn't a classic that is for sure! I am trying to find a ghost writer - any ideas!?

Biffa

(Happy cos of West Ham yesterday!)

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:24 am
by B2D
we're forever blowin' bubbles!!!!

This is the start of great things Biffa! Of course it's only a pre-cursor to our customary, and sadly desperate, bottom-of-the-table scrap next March but we can dream can't we???

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:33 am
by B2D
e-richard wrote: But I suspect there may be some embarrasing revelations about Biffa's offspring in the newsletter as well :D
Sorry Richard but Biffa knows we have much more dirt on him than he has on us! :lol: