Clandestine meeting places

[Anon, for obvious reasons]

Can anybody suggest suitable clandestine meeting places in CVO where a bee and a flower could meet to pollinate

[maddi]

What was wrong with my previous suggestion of the lighthouse

and of course, the obvious being the obvious, slap bang in the midst of it all if it is only to chat, doesn't look suspicious at all.

Finally, if a chat isn't enough, there are always the baconies at the Tivoli Almansor Hotel - I understand

Mads (who suspects that our 25 year moderator Gambrinus will be able to provide a whole list !! )

[biffa]

I do recall many years ago a fisherman entertaining a tourist under an upturned boat on the beach!

The beach was then referred to by the local gigolos as The Hotel Praia and many a young lady was invited back to their "hotel".

It was said to have a rating of "a thousand stars"!

[ROD]

sounds a bit fishy to me

[maddi]

Not up to your usual high standard Rod

[susandawn]

Have to agree with Biffa, the beach certainly does have a certain charm under the moonlight.

[Anon, for obvious reasons]

I dont want to smell of fish Rod, and I'm worried about the sand getting in everywhere, and where's this lighthouse Maddi you talk about. Is this a Freudian slip?

Somebody must know that that little secret place away from prying eyes...

[cowboy]

is there a "no tell motel" nearby?

[Gambrinus]

If I were to post my secret places, Maddie, they would no longer be mine or secret
....and what do you mean by "whole list"? you make it sound as if I had no place to sleep and was forced to endeavour out to the dark corners of Carvoeiro and sorroundings for a little horizontal action!!?

If you dont want to get caught - stick to the privacy of your own room or house - if you like the thrill and excitement of maybe getting caught, there are numerous places around where somebody may walk by

[Elle]

I know of a place --amongst fragrant pine and sweet smelling shrubs where there blossoms a heavenly scented wild honey suckle.It draws butterfly and bees --but the one that visits most frequent is a large brown furry bumblebee.
By night,this place is highlighted --but not just by moonlight.

[Anon, for obvious reasons]

Sounds wonderful Elle - would you show it to us, or do you plan to keep it for yourself?

and Gambrinus, thank you for your response. Unfortunately fate decrees that we have meet in a secluded area - unless we could use your place?

[Di_Berlin]

Secret places always already interested me! Seats momentarily in my office in Berlin, but in September am I again locally! Thus, moves people already raus with the language!!!

[ROD]

Fantastic, what more can one say!

[maddi]

Gambrinus

....and what do you mean by "whole list"? you make it sound as if I had no place to sleep and was forced to endeavour out to the dark corners of Carvoeiro and sorroundings for a little horizontal action!!?

Sorry Gambrinus, I wasn't suggesting that you had that you had no space to call your own - in my head, I was thinking that it was not so long ago that you were a teenager, possibly living with parents - and I am still young enough and my memory still clear enough - to remember that those years were a time when I certainly had to be innovative, inventive and quite possibly a contortionist (sp) in order to . . . funnily my dad was that keen on me "entertaining" in my bedroom at home

Mads

[Elle]

Dear Anon,
To myself of course--to reveal this lovely spot would make it no longer secret!
Tis a lovely bower--meant for 1 or 2 alone-and if you dont buzz too loudly --you may be allowed to enter!