saps a risin!

[cowboy]

What we want to know Coop..have you moved onto 'June' yet?

It's a sad story about "June", Ellie... She told me it was the "wrong time of the month".....But I think I can talk her into a Third Rate Romance.

[cowboy]

Sittin' in a tiny table in a ritzy restaurant
She was starin' at her coffee cup
He was tryin' to keep his courage up
By applyin' booze

And talk was small when they talked at all
They both knew what they wanted
There was no need to talk about it
They were old enough to scope it out
And keep it loose

She said,
"You don't look like my type
But I guess you'll do"

Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous

And he said, "I'll even tell you that I love you
If you want me to"

Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous

When they left the bar
They got in his car
And they drove away
He drove to the family inn
She didn't even have to pretend
She didn't know what for

And he went to the desk
And made his request
While she waited outside
Then he came back with the key
She said, "Give it to me
And I'll unlock the door"

She kept saying

"I've never really done this kind of thing before, have you"

Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous

And he said,
"Yes I have
But only a time or two"

Third rate romance
Low rent redezvous

[cowboy]

If that doesn't do it, I can always stagger over to Smokey Joe's, and try the Direct Approach........

[cowboy]

I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here

Your voice sounds so wonderful
But yer face don't look too clear

So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o' brew
Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw.....

Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you

They say you are a snuff queen
Honey I don't think that's true

So, why don't we get drunk and screw

( It's amazing how often that works)

[pammie]

Waterbeds Even better when watching a guy trying to dry out a place when the things have burst

[Ellie]

Hilarious thought Pammie
But...being prone to feeling bit 'queezy' on water....must say I prefer something....firmer....say..like grass...maybe under a tree....all that nature around you..sap risin!
Say no more

[eco/spider]

My gawd, what have I started? Cowboy, if I follow your drift, any bike with a couple of well pumped up tyres and a couple of jack daniels will suffice, can't go along with that mate, one drink and the sap stops rising. :
Sorry Pammie, all that sloshing about on water only makes me sea sick,
naughty Ellie, thats real nature, makes you feel like playing Robin Hood and Maid Marion

[cowboy]

My gawd, what have I started? Cowboy, if I follow your drift, any bike with a couple of well pumped up tyres and a couple of jack daniels will suffice, can't go along with that mate, one drink and the sap stops rising. :

Yes, your not from Texas, but Texas loves you anyway.

Now I know y'all can't hold your liquer...
And i'm going to assume (big word in Texas)
that y'all are married...

but out here on the lonesome range,
at the end of a long week,
looking at the South End of a North Bound Cow
(they call them Steaks in the Supermarkets)
and being Single....
it looks a little diferent from my point of view......

Don’t the girls all get prettier at closin’ time

Don’t they all begin to look like movie stars

Don’t the girls all get prettier at closin’ time

When the change starts takin’ place

It puts a smile on every face

On the fallen angels of the back street bars

[cowboy]

Or, as proper persons would say......

One, two, and three jolly coachmen sat at an English tavern.
Three jolly coachmen sat at an English tavern,
And they decided, and they decided,
and they decided to have another flagon.

Landlord, fill the flowing bowl until it doth run over.
For tonight we merr-I be,
Tomorrow we'll be sober.

Here's to the man who drinks dark ale and goes to bed quite mellow!
He lives as he ought to live ...
He'll die a jolly good fellow.

Her's to the man who drinks water pure and goes to bed quite sober.
He falls as the leaves do fall,
He'll die before October!

Here's to the maid who steals a kiss and runs to tell her mother. (Repeat)
She's a foolish, foolish thing.
For she'll not get another.

Here's to the maid who steals a kiss and stays to steal another.
She's a boon to all man kind.
For soon she'll be a mother!

[cowboy]

Personaly....

Well, I was raised in a sophisticated kind of style.
Yeah, my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild.
Mom and Dad had a plan for me,
It was debutantes and symphonies,
But I like my music; I like my women wild.

Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side,

When they wear their clothes too tight, and their hair is dyed.

Too much lipstick an' too much rouge,

Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.

An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.


I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold.
Yeah an' I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold.
Well, they say that opposites attract, well, I don't agree
I want a woman just as tacky as me.
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side.


Yeah, I like my women an' I like 'em on the trashy side.

[digger]

I rise at six and then I feed the chicks,
And I'm feeling lonesome and blue,
And when I milk the cow it seems, somehow,
My thoughts keep straying to you.
And as the horse and I plough the field nearby,
Your memory I can't erase,
For while I walk at the rear of the horse, my dear,
I seem to see your face.

I'm gonna sow the seed of deep devotion, fertilize it with emotion,
Water it with warm desire and then I'll reap the harvest of love.
Yes, I was happy as a pig in spite of the way that you looked at me,
When I met you at the village dance,
But you was in the ladies' excuse me at the time,
I thought I would never have a chance.
But you let me walk you home across Blatt's Meadow,
And I knew that with you I should be a hit,
'Cause I got an old cow to get up walk away,
So that you'd have somewhere nice and dry to sit.

Side by side we will take a ride,
In my horse and buggy one day,
And when the daylight ends and the night descends,
And my horse'll run out of hay,
And I will kiss your lips, those tempting lips,
The only ones that can thrill me,
And I would hold you tight 'neath the stars so bright,
If the wife ever finds out she'll kill me.

B. Hill

[Ellie]

Saps a risin'
A Lusty Month!
The month of May was come,when every lusty heart beginneth
to blossom and to bring forth fruit;
For like as herbs and trees bring forth fruit and flourish in May,
in likewise every lusty heart that is in any manner a lover;
Springeth and flourisheth in lusty deeds.
For it giveth unto all lovers, courage,
That lusty month of May!

Sir Thomas Malory

[Gerry Cullen]

Great to se you all havin such a big time ,spare a thought for the rest of us,ive just spent the last week on the phone trying to find a bitch for the two wolfies,so far no luck,jaysus, i feel like a canine pimp ,how low can you get

[Ellie]

Well Gerry..hope you soon find a lady for your Wolfies..are you into breeding now then? (I mean your doggies ! )
But as eco/spider says ..Mother Natures in full swing now..and shes sure to have her way
saw first Daffs in flower today in local front garden...the tiny "Tete a Tete"..lovely sight..
Springs just around the corner

[Gerry Cullen]

Not so much into breeding but the two boys are kinda frisky and the alternative is to nuture them.Unfortunetly with wolfhounds its a real no no to let them breed with any thing other then another wolfie with papers.Any way dualta is a really big well built dog and it would be a shame not to breed him ,might try up around rods neck of the woods for a nice bitch