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exotic elle · Post by **exotic elle** » Wed May 26, 2004 2:59 pm

Some bad news ladies and gents --I was practising with my pole late last night and came a right cropper so i could be laid up for a while in bed. Those bloody 6" heels dug into the dance floor and I went a*"e over implants and ended up in the front row with some elderly boys scouts from the British Legion trying to give me the kiss of life.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed May 26, 2004 3:24 pm

Know the feeling Elle but haven't got the implants yet

miss sadie · Post by **miss sadie** » Wed May 26, 2004 5:46 pm

like miss duvet I dont need implants.nature did it for me

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Wed May 26, 2004 6:43 pm

Ive got a feeling..that 'Exotic Elle'....is really an 'Eccentric Il' ..someone who has a longing for showbusiness.likes to dress up a little(or maybe undress a lot

).......
in other words....pulling our leg..not showing one

..but whatever..
Elle or Il....keeps us guessing..............

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed May 26, 2004 9:07 pm

thats the name of the game Ellie "TEASE" as in strip!

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Wed May 26, 2004 11:59 pm

Now stop that teasing Elle or Il....and give us a little clue eh?

No..theres nothing little about you...is there

and all that 'practising with a pole'

..has he got over it yet

exotic elle · Post by **exotic elle** » Thu May 27, 2004 12:11 am

I'm an exotic dancer, trained at the Moulin Rouge Manchester. My cv includes the ex service mens club in Salford, the Wakefield womens institute and more recently Stringfellows in Upper Rossamond Street at the back of Coronation Street so i think ive got the experience and the talent to work the eager and loaded clientel that frequent the more open minded establishments up restaurant hill, Come and see the most explicit
and tastefull show on the Algarve---thats if my injury gets better and I obviously get the job at the interview.

exotic elle · Post by **exotic elle** » Thu May 27, 2004 12:16 am

Im a Lancashire Lass born and bred Ellie does that give you the clue you need?

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Thu May 27, 2004 12:25 am

With such an impressive CV Elle...you cant lose girl...you seem to have everything going for you..cant you find another pole..one thats more reliable

and try not to fall off those heels..in your business..legs are everything(well..nearly

)
You remind me of my grandmother..only she 'cut her teeth' at the 'Moulin Rouge' Paris (not Manchester)...and she had men dribbling too..all 5ft 2 of her

No poles then....just boas..feather ones

Boa sorte & Boa noite

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Thu May 27, 2004 12:29 am

Lancashire lass..youre not that woman who used to sing 'the biggest aspidestra in the world 'are you?

..(cant remember her name

).no ..shes dead i think..and youre certainly not....Ill have to sleep on this one.....nitex

exotic elle · Post by **exotic elle** » Thu May 27, 2004 12:29 am

Catch you later chuck--be good

exotic elle · Post by **exotic elle** » Thu May 27, 2004 12:35 am

You mentioned --Oh a good old Lancashire lass --on an other topic ---now you might find out my true identity

ps Hubby has just arrived back from offshore and i really have to go to bed-- dont tell him im on the site--he is Fill the Phitter and dosent log on that often.

falcon · Post by **falcon** » Thu May 27, 2004 11:39 am

are you looking for a place for just one person?

miss sadie · Post by **miss sadie** » Thu May 27, 2004 11:45 am

looks like you may be getting an offer Elle or is it Ellie

But will he have bed long enough for 5ft 8 and 6inch heels

?

Brad · Post by **Brad** » Thu May 27, 2004 3:56 pm

Elles Bells ! She doesn't sleep in her shoes doe's she?

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