Beavers

Littlelegs · Post by **Littlelegs** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 7:59 pm

Hi Tabitha

First of all it had to be a he as it was just swimming lazily about, had it of course been a girl it would have been making dinner building a nest looking after the young and putting the washing out. But joking aside we really did see one and couldn't believe our eyes.

littlelegs

MADMAN · Post by **MADMAN** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 8:28 pm

Little legs, Now you´re talking about that. How do you call a woman who makes dinnner, builds a nest, looks after the young and puts the washing out all in one go ??

A SWISS ARMY WIFE !!!!!

Sorry ladies , just a little joke.....

Tabitha · Post by **Tabitha** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 8:53 pm

Thats what makes you mad about(or with) a man Littlelegs!
He wants it all and still expects you to look beautiful huh?

so spare a thought for (mrs) Beaver

Littlelegs · Post by **Littlelegs** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 8:09 pm

Hello madman
YOU HAVE GOT IT ALL WRONG IT'S NOT swiss army wife but SUPER SUPER WOMEN. trust a mere male to get it wrong.......
Littlelegs (alias superwomen)

april · Post by **april** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 9:03 pm

man goes into the indian restaurant and says 'can i have a chicken tarka' 'dont you mean chicken tikka sir' ' no, its like chicken tikka but a little otter' ha haaaa ha ha ha !!! God i love that one!!

Anyway, i think otters are more water and beavers are more land ?

Littlelegs · Post by **Littlelegs** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:33 pm

Hi April

whichever beaver or otter it was one of them anyway...............but lets not get started on the beaver jokes again. see previous emails

Littlelegs

madman · Post by **madman** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:42 pm

Hi little super legs,

Sorry darling was not my intention to upset you . just a little joke.........

Littlelegs · Post by **Littlelegs** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 4:32 pm

Hi Madman
That's ok I am not upset I knew you was just joking about, just by reading other emails you have sent ........ NO PROBLEMO ... life is too short ...
Littlelegs

madman · Post by **madman** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 10:27 am

Hi Little Essex Legs,

Life is not too short if you don´t waste it !!!!!!!

Littlelegs · Post by **Littlelegs** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:02 pm

I certainly do not intend to do that .. just party party and live life to the full as they say

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:20 pm

Boy ! Could I do with a party right now!!
where shall we have it Littlelegs?
On CVOs Praia?...everybody welcome? yeah?
dont know about you..Ive spent most of Sunday 'beavering' away.(garden..washing/ironing/cooking sunday lunch)
day of rest..thats a joke

digger · Post by **digger** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:09 pm

Ellie wrote:(garden..washing/ironing/cooking sunday lunch)
day of rest..thats a joke

…what a bleedin joke …..I was out on the beach at 7.00am catching a couple a kilos of oysters before the bloody tourist fishermen got a look-in…put up six curtain rails and four towel rails before lunch….champagne on ice….final preparations for our little informal drinks party on the terrace….7.00pm & alls well…..as guests arrive the cheese on toast is served with the champagne and oysters…….what……......