Im a Carvoebity..get me out of here

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 6:55 pm

in the steaming coffee bars of up maket carvoeiro, we find a number of cavoerity stars, selected for the their good manners, their stunning good looks, their superb intelect..their humilty ...all wanting to be crowned King of Carve....they will have to endure a number of horrible tests to win.
It wont be easy, stuck in the piri piri restuarants, eating and sleeping under the ever present eye of the "camara" in the ice cream palace.

who will survive????

the first test will be to eat THREE "Mona Lisa" breakfasts.

followed by 16 hours of Fado music.

next a test of stamina..sitting in an English run bar watching Sky and drinking beer...the one who stays awake for 30 mins wins.

first of all we need a leader..one who wont take nonsense..

step up MADDI please...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:08 pm

What a load of nonsense!

pinkiebluesky · Post by **pinkiebluesky** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:12 pm

surely you have something better to do??

GUEST999 · Post by **GUEST999** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:18 pm

LOST YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR YOU LOT

WHOS CARVOEIROS VERSION OF KATE PRICE

maddi · Post by **maddi** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:28 pm

I decline the kind offer to be the leader, I shall simply be the annoying follower who spends all their time telling the leader what they are doing wrong

. . . and I would rather do the snake test than the three Mona Lisa breakfasts, purlease

Maddi

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 8:00 pm

well 11 million people watched "nonsense" on monday night with the im a cceleb.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 8:21 pm

kate price???

maddi · Post by **maddi** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 8:28 pm

a.k.a. Jordan

tricky · Post by **tricky** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 8:56 pm

Well, Guest, or is that Guest?
I'm not sure which one I'm replying to. But what is wrong with a harmless bit of fun

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 9:50 pm

Tricky..does this mean you me and Maddi are up for it ?

But..serious question now....how can we compete/how do we get 'BOSOMS' like Jordan.. so that we get noticed

answer: same way as she did....no..couldnt go through all that..even to be king

/queen of CVO.could you?

tricky · Post by **tricky** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 9:59 pm

Ellie, we might not have T..s like Jordan, but I think we are just as brave as her, and you have to hand it to her, she is a survivor, I think the bimbo image is just a 'front'

I also think we would look good in braids
(it means you don't have to wash your hair for ages)
I don't fancy any of the men however, girls, what's your opinions?

Tricky

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 10:17 pm

yeah youre right tricky..big bazookas arent everything are they

i dont know about the braids for me...but I can wear pigtails/bunches would they be alright?

agree with you about the men on there..not much too choose from!and the one who tried it on with her..she told him ..it wasnt worth even trying as he only had an 'Acorn' !

...wonder what she meant?
Now ..the men here ..CVO forum...who amongst them..would be brave enough to go into the jungle with all those wild things..a Tricky ..a Maddi .. an Ellie....

martin · Post by **martin** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 10:46 pm

before ellie you can go into the steaming piri piri jungle...dont forget you have to pass the first test.

eat three "Mona Lisa" breakfasts.

only those who are tough and goodlooking will survive.

Ps can i biffa and me be pant and tec?

maddi · Post by **maddi** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 12:17 am

There definately needs to be some eye candy for us girls too

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 12:36 am

3 Mona lisa breakfasts!!
good god....Id fall at first hurdle!
Cant face fry ups for brekkie...only manage a banana and marmite toast!
Well ..we all know who Mads would like to be in jumgle with

....and Tricky? Id say hed have to be def. Johnny Depp lookalike....me.....mmm

....hed have to be a practical man and know his 'way around'