Full Brazil?

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Yep..youre right Uggie..how you doing these days?
Ever been to Brazil? :)
I quite envy Biffa..interesting country I imagine?
forgot Id logged out..ellie!
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Post by Michael Crane »

Sharen is now a qualified beautician and is registered to carry out all waxings.

She's done a couple of Brazilians, and I've heard the screams of her victims - Pinochet would have taken her on in a flash!

I suggested we use my video camera and make a short film showing the technique . . . she is yet to take up my offer :roll:
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Bit of camera shake I reckon!
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Post by Ellie »

Now now Biffa....enough of that..remember your mission..not investigating the 'full Brazil' ...its the 'NUT' okay?
Ill expect a full horticultural report it..and no wandering off with that camera looking at other Brazil(ians!)...full or otherwise! :)
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Post by Michael Crane »

One service Sharen does not offer is the back, crack and sac! I'm sure you can work it out for yourselves! :oops:
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Post by Ellie »

We get the 'picture' Michael !
and I don't blame her! :)
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Funny that because if I were a beautician I would offer that service just to get the ultimate revenge - hey, ho!! :lol:
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Post by tricky »

I'm with you on that Maddi!
It would almost make up for Men not having to experience childbirth!
What is their favourite saying ' it was like shelling peas'
Peas!, more like a bloody big marrow!!
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Pete told the midwife who visited me at home that "it was easy", she turned to him in a somewhat matron like manner and said "I think the word you were looking for young man is 'straightforward'".

One small moment of joy . . . :lol:
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Post by susandawn »

Just for the record it doesn't have to be that painful, a sharp razor and a steady hand, I understand you fella's actually enjoy the experience!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Ellie »

Good to see you here Su! :)
Mads here and Tricky....the girls are back...a force to be reckoned with....watch your backs fellas and your other bits by the sound of it! :lol:
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Post by Gerry Cullen »

Hi su ...are we talking childbirth or waxing?
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