Lapdancing

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Thu May 27, 2004 4:26 pm

Whats wrong with that

?
some sleep in bedsocks..their birthday suit... thongs...vests..why not shoes if she wants to

I always got to bed in a ...trance

gardener · Post by **gardener** » Thu May 27, 2004 4:41 pm

Just read Exotic Elles last posts....
so let me get this right....your husbands 'fil the fitter'...hes been off shore( is that a fitter on an oil rig

).....and he doesnt know youre on here..advertising yourself as a....pole dancer..no lapdancer.....
getting ready to make men dribble in CVO............and you learnt all this in MANCHESTER?

Im on the wrong side of the country

.....ellie

Exotic Elle · Post by **Exotic Elle** » Thu May 27, 2004 5:40 pm

Sssshhhh Dont tell !!! ( this is my bit on the side, fun I mean )

Exotic Elle · Post by **Exotic Elle** » Thu May 27, 2004 5:40 pm

Sssshhhh Dont tell !!! ( this is my bit on the side, fun I mean )

Exotic Elle · Post by **Exotic Elle** » Thu May 27, 2004 5:50 pm

Sorry I've got Hic ups

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Thu May 27, 2004 9:16 pm

Elle dear.try taking more water with it

So..while fils away 'fitting'...youre keeping fit (when not falling off your shoes that is) with your bit on the side e.g lapdancing up restaurant hill.I can see youre destined for the dizzy heights.......I still cant figure out who you are

?
Far as I know..Im only aware of one Lancashire lass here....no it cant be...shes the height of respectability......I think

exotic elle · Post by **exotic elle** » Thu May 27, 2004 10:27 pm

Im the Lancs Lass you replied to on the first page of the "kissing" topic
there you go ive put you out of your misery

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Fri May 28, 2004 11:16 am

Got you!

Just a couple of questions though?
How does Jake manage on oil rig with that extra leg?

and are you really 6ft 2 in your heels and gonna make men dribble up restaurant hill??

Exotic Elle · Post by **Exotic Elle** » Fri May 28, 2004 5:30 pm

Jake manages just fine with his extra leg, He can climb up those ladders in double quick time,Hops to it when called, he.s also quite good at fishing off the rig, a bit iffy where he puts the bait though !
And yes I am 5' 8" in stocking feet, As for men dribbling, Don't they dribble everywhere ? messy creatures

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Fri May 28, 2004 9:48 pm

All that about Jake...sounds a bit fishy to me Exotic!
and you shouldnt mention 'stockings' ..theyll be having heart failure as well as dribbling

exotic elle · Post by **exotic elle** » Fri May 28, 2004 11:07 pm

I'm talking stockings and garters (not elastic bands )and not stockings and suspenders( Thats another story ) (Good story at that ) Jake fetched home a cod last week, very tasty it was too. Only thing was I had to chop its head off.It had something peculiar in its mouth,(It didn't look very appertising,whatever it might be ) Think it might have been my missing shoe!
Jake just caught me writing this message, and told me to delete it cause it's a load of Sh*te, I told him to leae me alone and go to bed ( Ilove him really)

hop-a-long · Post by **hop-a-long** » Sat May 29, 2004 2:30 am

I think ellie and exotic elle are one in the same...come on ellie...fess up, are you really putting us on

Exotic Elle · Post by **Exotic Elle** » Sat May 29, 2004 10:19 am

Hop a Long......... Where have you been?
Elly and myself are not the same person. Firstly my name is Elle ( Which rhymes with Bell ) not Elly (which rhymes with Welly )
Also had a few beers last night

thats my excuse for fish tale

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat May 29, 2004 12:03 pm

No Hopalong..it truly isnt me...Im not as exotic as Elle....
Mind you..Ellie also rhymes with Nellie(which I have been called on occassion)..and belly of course..now that is something Id love to have a go at....bare feet..bare.......all that gyrating..
and I do so love a bit of..Turkish Delight

Hey exotic? Maybe we could put on a show together..waddaya think?
You on laps ..me on the floor.........dancing I mean......

Exotic Elle · Post by **Exotic Elle** » Sat May 29, 2004 4:33 pm

Yeah,sounds OK
Up at the cvo club? Just as long as my leg holds out, I had a nasty fall not long ago! (bloody shoes) but maybe I could manage to wobble my belly a bit

what you say,shall we give it a go ?