Dirty Dancing

[Brendan]

Now that I am finished doin the deal with Natasha I am off to CVO to raise my sights some. Please, no morning news readers this time...

Brendan

[Conor]

"Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire....."

[Guest]

My sentiments exactly Conor.....
all done in the best possible taste of course .....Is that terrible grammar?...need to go back to school I think
How could you speak so Brendan ..of the gorgeous Natasha......
raising your sights eh?
Does that mean you'll be dancing on the cliffs?...now that does sound good..under the stars..cheek to cheek....sound of waves.........ahhhh sigh .........gotta cook din din now.......... .........ellie

[Big Dick]

Tabby, how about, you opening the door on the sound of Nelson Phyllis singing Move Closer,In my arms we glide through the hall, slide into the living, shuffle past the kitchen and fade away into the bedroom hearing Roberta Flack whispering Killing me softly.....

[Tabitha]

Okay Big Dick(does that mean youre tall or are u a show off? )
youre on!
How could a woman( and I mean WOMAN! ) refuse such offers and music------
Dont know about 'Killing me/you softly' though-----but Ill try to be gentle with you ok?
Tabs

[Guest]

How many Dicks we got on here ?
Big Dick...........shall we say..sounds promising..
and a Dickiemint' ..little and tasty?
sory..couldnt resist this one..ellie

[Big Dick]

Tabbylove I´m yours, where ever when ever.

115 kilos is that big or not !

Please specify and/or itemise the word WOMAN !

never heard from Killing me softly with this song by Roberta Flack from the early eighties or the Fugees only few years ago? I´ll be happy to bring along.

XX Dick

[biffa]

Dirtiest dancing I have seen was in the Adega the other night!

[Guest]

Well come on then Dick (oops ) mean Biffa..out with it then..what sort was it...can you be more graphic......
paint us a picture
but please ..not the 'lap dancing 'thingy......
me and Tabs want the 'getting to grips 'stuff.....
is it all happening in ..where is it ...Adega??.............Ellie

[Tabitha]

Hi Big Dick (or in Latin 'Bigus Dicus'??)....
115 kilos of what!!
Specify 'WOMAN' mmm?
Well....Ive been called MM at work.....so youll guess the dimensions ..yes?
I want 'Hot chocolate' to begin with as I step thru the door (where you from you sexy thing..right?)...
By passing living room.........quickly.....
and the bedroom musics just gotta be..wait for it.......
'I cant get no satisfaction'...then........ll need ....Ravels Bolero.......which starts with slow constant rhythm..nice and slowly..building..building... to the magnificent crescendo.........
wadda ya think Dick......mmmm
I need a rest just thinking about it ..and a saucer of milk...lurve..Tabbi

[Peter Belinfante]

115 kilos is that big or not !

Hi Tabby, Dick has to lose at least 30 kilos before he gets my weight; because I have a "goddelijk lichaam" (translated from dutch: "divine body")!!!
Peter

[Tabitha]

Big Dick wants to itemise me does that mean I have to account for every inch(sorry centimetre) of me
well
as the Portuguese say
Curvas perigosas----dangerous curves
but does that matter when youre-------dancing?
'goddelijk lichaam,Peter..thats cat language if ever I heard it----and positively divine --------purrrrr
nite-- Tabbi

[P. Swayze]

Ive been called.........

Does this point to the past, how old and fit are ya Tabby? My dancing offer still stands. Talking to a Slim, Atlethic build young God here with Great dancing potential.....................

[Big Dick]

Tabitha ( latin Tabithus Interruptus maybe ?)
Sweetheart , MM has lots of meanings, from Magnificent Model to Mighty Mouse. So what will it be ?
You´re right. lets skip all the rooms and straight into the Bolero . Satisfaction guaranteed !!!
Afterward sipping champagne and listen to Three times a lady by the Commodores ?
About Peter the Flying Clutchman, one of my best Dutch mates, he probably looked in a twisted mirror at the fairground !!!!! ( sorry Pete )
Honey, Don´t itemise yet, rather do it myself inch by inch.. Eu adoro curvas perigosas e não me escape nenhum !!!!

got to get back to work ...

XX Dick

[Tabitha]

Dick darling-all that Latins a real turn on-but we dont want any interruptions do we
but I would prefer the more raunchy 'shes a lady' by the Jones boy Tom-is that ok?
When I wear a sweater at work the boys call me Marilyn or Scarlett(Johansson yeah?) but Im out of work actress at moment--just resting you understand
and Im far from mousey--but you can call me Minnie if you want
ok Dick-Ill leave the 'measuring up ' to you
hope you have a steady hand?
Can you dance as well? or you could have competition with tall lean Swayze here--
dont work too hard-save your energy--Tabsx