Le Coq

DeeW · Post by **DeeW** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:36 am

[quote="Gerry Cullen"]Deew, all i can say is that if i could control mu faculties like that ...i,d give up the drink

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Gerry, believe me I needed to be drunk to actually exist on the same continent as those disgusting things!!

digger · Post by **digger** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:17 pm

Gerry Cullen wrote:Deew, all i can say is that if i could control mu faculties like that ...i,d give up the drink

….control my faculties…...hmmm……I might give that a go….

What do you recommend then Gerry……Powers Gold Label or a bottle of Black Bush would be fun…

Elle · Post by **Elle** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:49 pm

Digger? all I can say is..after your earlier post..I am now scouring the bedroom every night..under the bed.. behind the curtains
Im even looking down the bog!

Thanks for putting my mind at ease old cock

Dee..that 'THING' in Bulgaria sounds absolutely revolting

..you say it was bat-like? oohhh err spooky..after reading your post I went to bed dreaming of 'COUNT DRACULA'

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I like Aprils solution to the sound of the cock..bury my head in pillow? and Hum??
P.S I got a glimpse of said cock yesterday..its huge

Think it may be too much for me to tackle..
SOS...SPIDER sweetie? youre needed!

eco/spider · Post by **eco/spider** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 6:43 pm

GULP!! Ellie, I hope I can live up to your expectations, this is truly "Corn In Egypt"

Gerry Cullen · Post by **Gerry Cullen** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:17 am

Oh jaysus digger ye couldn,t pass powers..smoothest whiskey in the world..how ,d you come to hear of it ?I thought it was a kind of irish secret..don,t see much of it in the bars over there...by the way no word from biffa since the all ireland ...was just pure hard luck about the cats ..ah well they,ll have another field to cut silage off next year...and thanks be to god i won,t have to listen to the hures and d,j for the next year.

digger · Post by **digger** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:57 pm

How did I come to hear of it ?…..back in the 70s I knew a couple of Irish drinking holes in W. London…..at closing time you’d get locked in…..and I remember the Powers…they’d bring it out for their special guests…..an honour it was too…

kteee · Post by **kteee** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:59 pm

I'm afraid I'm a Jamesons girl!

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:39 pm

I seem to recall our old Irish friend Tony mentioning 'Bushmills' once..as the oldest and best whiskey...?
So hes wrong then is he Gerry?

Im still waiting for someone to tell me what Maceira (Heini's Fav? ) is ?
Is it similar to Mendronha or the 'Alferce' stuff?
Can I feed it to Le Coq......

digger · Post by **digger** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 8:52 pm

….. ellie…… Maceira [you sure you’re spelling it right?] is a cheap ’n cheerful brandy quite er fruity and sweetish not harsh but best served on the rocks….its not strong 37 ish something proof I think …..and is probably the most popular brandy in Portugal. Why don’t you try one…. They cost next to nothing and you don’t have to drink it!
chin chin……hope alls well

digger · Post by **digger** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 5:57 pm

Gerry Cullen wrote:...digger if she isn,t goin to drink it ..what is she goin to do with it?

…..don’t much care…..she could pour it in the nearest flower pot, drop it in some blokes coffee, or shout and scream and demand a refund…
….but I wouldn’t want to see the old girl dipso……I know she cant handle it….

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 10:15 pm

So..let me get this right chaps!...Bushmills is the old proddy stuff Gerry yeah?
So how did a blackbush get in here Sam

? is it very dark whiskey or you going onto another topic mmm? (wev'e wandered somewhat from the old cock have'nt we ?

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Not so much of the 'old ' Digger me old china..but Ill allow 'girl' ok

and you'd be surprised what I can handle...

Im much too polite to 'shout and scream'darling...if it wasn't to my taste Id simply demand that he give me something more ..satisfying..??

The Very Rev eco/spider · Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:51 pm

What on earth is going on with this topic? with all these coq's and bushes the untrained and innocent mind can only be drawn to sinful thoughts,

surely it's time to bring one's mind above the waist. I'm loath to say that the biggest culprit is our prolific forum member "Ellie",

things seem come to a head when she is in residence in CVO and you poor mis-guided fools are drawn in and all decency is abandoned. I say clean up your act Ellie or I shall be forced to disciplin you when we meet.

Gambrinus · Post by **Gambrinus** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:02 am

Done Gerry, sorry about the delay.

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 6:48 pm

Er..excuse me your Reverence (Blimey Spider..dont tell me youve taken up the cloth??...got strange mental image of you in camouflage/ long hair in ponytail..and now a 'DOG COLLAR'

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But what exactly have I done..that I have to' clean up my act'for ..your holiness?..I cant help it if Im 'prolific' can I..Ive never been a woman of few words......ask e.richard..he counted 'em once

Whats the 'discipline' bit ? will I be kept in after Sunday school?

I feelo very confused here (touch of the sun maybe..) but what has Gerry done..and why was it 'delayed'

Have a nice evening all....Im just gonna chill out on me balcony..wheres that vinho verde................

DeeW · Post by **DeeW** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:12 am

[quote="Elle"]Dee..that 'THING' in Bulgaria sounds absolutely revolting

..you say it was bat-like? oohhh err spooky..after reading your post I went to bed dreaming of 'COUNT DRACULA'

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Ellie - it was about the size of a plump pipistrelle bat but actually dragged itself along the floor with what looked like its elbows

I asked a local taxi driver if this "thing" was a bat and he said no and proceeded to stamp on it

I was quite distressed at this action because as you probably know in the UK bats are protected. Anyway I later discovered that these creatures weren't bats but some form of insect-thing that liked nothing better than to jump after you as you ran screaming down the road!!

I decided that I would take a photograph of these creatures and forward to the museum of science and nature in London, but unfortunately I was too scared to get close enough to to pretend to be the female equivalent of David Bailey

Le Coq

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