Strip Bars

big lynx · Post by **big lynx** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:01 pm

The stripclub ( old safari) is owned by the english lady who owns upstairs the " fish and chicks " restaurant .
It seems that the" fish" was not profitable enough and went over to serve
the " chicks" downstairs .

However the opening was so discrete it took me at least 1 day to find out it was there!

Lynxie, how about a little table dance ?

brummie · Post by **brummie** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:29 pm

To guest previous post thanks for info organising stag weekend in april further info would be appreciated e-mail fisherman1942003@yahoo.com

bifas 1st darling! · Post by **bifas 1st darling!** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 7:21 pm

the address for the golfers brothel is as follows.

you go up the side of cvo beach (east side) you will you the place ..its callled "GIRLS N ROCKERS" ..but most time they just use the intials...there is a bouncer on the door...go in slip him 50 euros...in the back there are some private rooms...tell him you want some "action"...and he will be happy to help.

Don't think anyone got that, good though

For all of you who don't like the strip club, when driving past look the other way and pretend it's not there

It'll probably only last a couple of months anyway. What's it called Fish and Strips, do you get a free show whilst waiting for your fish and chips?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:56 pm

dont forget that you may be guilty of giving criminals money by going along to such places who may be taking eastern european women against their will

also dont forget aids....its rampant here.....most of the street walkers of Portimao are drug addicts and infected with this modern day killler disease

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:18 am

personaly i feel very let down by ye all ..theres me trying to rent an aul villa ..offering tv hot water and eletricity and sea views..and all the time yous are up the road with yer pole dancin, an yer hures an an yer hures an yer brotells an more hures shure no wonder yir fed up of golf when ye coulld have some big fat aul wan wagglen her a**e at ye while yer eatin a chip butty an a mug of tea ....sea shaggin views ..i,m gettin travel sick with the bloody sea views ..nottin but feckin waves ..jaysus i thought it was great when they built a supermarket around the corner..theres compitition for ye huh...hey lets all get our rocks off at the lap dancen club..no way were all goin round the corner to buy a large sliced pan of bread a a half pound of ham with some beens...to hell wit yis, next time i,m over i,m goin to that girls n rock place ..its the last time yesill make an eejit out of me.
signed,
a friend.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:55 am

I am organising a stag do in march and would appreciate some directions to some classier establishments e-mail fisherman1942003@yahoo.com thanks

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 2:04 pm

Never mind the classy establishments, you don't get any fun there. Does anyone know what days and times these places of ill repute are open from? Just for a wee nosey you understand.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:25 pm

Talking about the safari bar, were is stuart greenwood these days?

falcon · Post by **falcon** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 9:47 am

Alright, thats done it, now I have to go DOON the road to take a look at this new "seedy"establishment. It's so amusing to see some people get all hit up about a new strip bar. It's not as if the "reeperbahn" is coming to Carvoeiro!

There are no whores trolling the street and beckoning curious lads through glass doors and misty red-lighted interiors. Someone mentioned something about not buying a house because of a strip bar. Oh dear, sex has been around for thousands of years, maybe we should all open our eyes and get used to it?

Good luck to the new strip bar!

Gambrinus · Post by **Gambrinus** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:05 am

Falcon, I'll come with you, we'll wear our new t-shirts that should arrive today

falcon · Post by **falcon** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:23 am

heheh should be fun!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:49 am

The real fun clubs are actually in the countryside north of Alvor........
Exotica is rather expensive.....30 Euro for girly drinks if your poor ..but many pay 60 and as it closes at 5am.......Its a grand for a real good night with private thigys !!!!###!!!.......I wonder if all you lot out there that suddenly complain about the odd strip bar in Carvoeiro know that there are and have been for years probably 20 or more Dodgy joints between Lagos and Faro.......most of them around Portimao and Carvoeiro......and they were here long before you purchased your lovely little cutie bolt hole..so dont complain pls...

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:50 am

Point of reference, gentlemen, from Cowboy's Guide to Places Your Mother Warned You About.

SEEDY Or UP-SCALE?

If its NON-SMOKING......it's UP-SCALE (it may still be seedy, but it's a healthy seedy)

However, if the club allows SMOKING.......well, it's just seedy.
(personaly, I find the seedy clubs much more intersting, but that's just me)

Hope this helps and I'll be waiting for your report.

colin gregg · Post by **colin gregg** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 4:04 pm

Anyone care to tell me where the WOW wow club is north of Alvor???

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:53 pm

yes just turn left after the sexually transmitted diseases clinic...or the eastern european womens sex slave refuge centre....