Michael Crane - Waiting 4 Clooney Diet Update

Michael Crane fan · Post by **Michael Crane fan** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 12:19 am

Hi Michael,

We are eagerly awaiting yr weekly update? on how the diet is progressing. We have noticed though that you are planning to smuggle a Bernard Matthews Turkey into Portugal at Xmas!!!!

R u sure that is allowed? Not talking about Customs but the calorie factor!!

Hope you are keeping up the good work and maybe we can have a pic of your snakehips soon?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 5:24 am

I think he maybe in Turkey.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 5:35 am

basted or oven rosted?

Michael Crane · Post by **Michael Crane** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 9:47 am

Michael Crane fan wrote:Hope you are keeping up the good work and maybe we can have a pic of your snakehips soon?

Wow, my very own fan

Don't worry about the calories in the Turkey Roast; those things are so packed with water that the actual meat content - and therefore calorific value - is nil

Michael Crane · Post by **Michael Crane** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 9:49 am

Anonymous wrote:I think he maybe in Turkey.

Soon. Fly out on Friday 13th

Keep your fingers crossed, will you?

Michael Crane · Post by **Michael Crane** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 10:34 am

Steen, now that I have expanded my fan club base from zero to 1, perhaps you should consider moving my very popular

weekly updates to within a dedicated Topic. Then my many fan could see at a glance when the next rivetting instalment is available.

Anita · Post by **Anita** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:45 am

Please add me to the fan list - perhaps a web site dedicated to "snake-hips" Crane would be in order.

have been going to WW for a year and am now within 7lb of my target and it is going so slowly - my sense of humour sometimes fails. The Crane view of dieting has brought me humour and hope!

keep up the good work

A

Post by **Steen Jakobsen** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 12:11 pm

Michael Crane wrote:Steen, now that I have expanded my fan club base from zero to 1, perhaps you should consider moving my very popular weekly updates to within a dedicated Topic. Then my many fan could see at a glance when the next rivetting instalment is available.

We will expect photos - are you sure you're ready to be a celebrity? No more quiet dinners in town! Screaming fans in front of your apartment, villa or hotel, on the beach... Do you really want it?

Michael Crane · Post by **Michael Crane** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 12:42 pm

Anita: Just aim for one pound a week. It'll only take 14 weeks to lose a stone. Also, Rosemary, bless her, makes you do exercise in addition to dieting - and it really does make a difference!

Steen: I'm ready

Post by **Steen Jakobsen** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 1:06 pm

send the photos and I'll see what I can do

Michael Crane · Post by **Michael Crane** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 1:17 pm

Post by **Steen Jakobsen** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 1:23 pm

Thanks Michael! Do you have one in colour? The girls will be chasing you!

Post by **Steen Jakobsen** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 1:27 pm

eh, was that the before or after picture?

Michael Crane · Post by **Michael Crane** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 1:46 pm

Is this colourful enough

Michael Crane Fan · Post by **Michael Crane Fan** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 2:27 pm

Hi Michael,

Thanx 4 the reply but you havent mentioned how much weight you have lost this week - been having the odd sneaky cream cake have u

By the way dont insult Bernard Matthews Turkey roasts they r from Norfolk just like my Mum who is trying to diet just like my sis.
Have you ever tried running up and down all those steps in Lincoln nr. the Cathedral - cant remember their names but they led from shops up to Cathedral.
Have fond memories of Lincoln where my son was born in 1992. Fantastic Indian restaurant near the Cathedral - have you been in there?
And is it Sargents Icecream - ooh I could just eat one or two of those myself now

Anyway keep up the good work and look forward to your updates which we hope will be regular to inspire all those dieters out there.

Michael Crane - Waiting 4 Clooney Diet Update

Michael Crane - Waiting 4 Clooney Diet Update

Re: Michael Crane - Waiting 4 Clooney Diet Update

Crane fan no 2

You have 3 fans - my sis loves u 2