First visit

[Ellie]

This morning I woke to gloomy weather which suited my mood-----then I checked my e- mails and there amongst the usual ads for viagra /prescriptions etc I noticed a young mans name.
When I saw the mail,which was quite a long one,my mood started to lift.
It was from a young married man in Canada who had discovered CVO.COM. He had been reading the home page and read my stories and he was kind enough to say that they had inspired him to visit Algarve.
He spoke so charmingly not just on my work but about his happy marriage,lovely wife and beautiful young children that it has moved me to write this topic.
It is their 10th wedding anniversary next summer and for the first time they are to holiday alone to celebrate and he wants to make it really special for her.He told me that he works with some Portuguese men and how much he likes them and they told him of CVO.He asked me for my opinions and recommendations which I have readily sent to him.
Ive posted this as a sort of message to say--that your day may start with not much optimism --but some times --something happens --like this--out of the blue and
the sun seems to shine----thanks Paul
Hope you dont mind my sharing this with you all on here,Ellie

[eco/spider]

Hi Ellie,I agree about receiving surprise e.mails lifting the gloom, I wish someone would send me some nice mail, all I get is adverts for viagra,(luckily the last thing I need). Perhaps you would send me a nice message, maybe about discusing eco problems whilst sipping a couple cool drinks on the beach
When are you next out there

[tricky]

I too would love a nice long chatty e-mail or even better a letter (remember them?) all I get are invitations to increase the size of my
P***, funny last time I looked, I didn't even have one
Tricky

[Confused]

Tricky, what's a p***, or do you mean a p****.

[maddi]

No Confused who knows what pet name Tricky's household has for the humble penis -perhaps they call it Pele (one shot and it was all over)

Maddi

[Confused]

the humble penis - YOU DARE CALL IT THE HUMBLE PENIS?. Is that all it does for you?

[Confused]

Or does the sight if it humble you?

[cowboy]

I always called it "Mr. Happy".

[maddi]

Hi Confused

I was thinking humble as in servile, but if yours isn't to serve - it must have a pretty boring life

Mads

[Guest]

'called' as in past tense? Cowboy. does that mean its in retirement?

[cowboy]

I've always found it very usefull....especially if I need to count to 11.

[Ellie]

Talk about lowering the tone--Spider--what have you started?
Oh well--if you cant beat 'em--join 'em!
According to latest survey by the University of California-the average erect penis is 5.25 inches long--so what would you call that---
How long is a finger of fudge?
How did the ad. go? Something about ---finger of fudge is just enough--to give yourslf a treat.
So how about--Mr Fudgy!
Oh dear

P.S.Didnt you have an abacus when you were a kid Coop?

[Guest]

Since when did humble ever mean servile. If the one you have access to is servile does that mean it it is cringing, fawning and mean spirited, or would you rather go back to humble, ie lowly condition or modest dimensions. Either way perhaps this is not a great subject to get our teeth into

[Ellie]

oohh Mads--looks like youve touched a raw nerve here---and Ive added to it by daring to mention--dimensions!----well actually--it wasnt me--blame the Yanks-----
But maybe youre right Guest---lets get back to the topic----how to brighten a gloomy day/Or--start the day well---mmm--what would you suggest

[eco/spider]

Oh! dear what have I done, I only started about receiving nice e.mails,and its grown into a discussion on dimensions,I'm not taking any blame for this, and please you lot,stop being so hard on each other . Come back soon Ellie.
By the way Elli how do you start your day well?