First visit

a guest · Post by **a guest** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 12:38 am

I'm certainly not a prude, but I think you people have really hit
botton on this subject of the penis

maddi · Post by **maddi** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 12:41 am

I would imagine Guest, there wouldn't be many men in the world who would want me to get my teeth into this subject - heaven forbid

However, servility as a definition of humble is certainly in my dictionary and my dictionary goes on to define servile as a willingness to serve or be enslaved and so yes, the one I have access to is VERY willing - which is much the way I like it (an I think there may be spin off for him too!).

Maddi

CM · Post by CM » Fri Nov 21, 2003 7:42 am

Just spewed on my cornflakes

cheers everybody who contributed to a smashing discussion.

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 7:59 am

Good thing you didn't inhale.....

CM · Post by CM » Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:04 am

Have recovered now, just started on the Gin, feel much better

maddi · Post by **maddi** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 11:43 am

I guess if we are responsible for one of our esteemed forum friends taking to the bottle at 7 in the morning, it is probably time to move on

.....although on the original topic, most mornings the only sort of emails I get are a dozen or so reflecting Tricky's post and considerably worse - many that actually make the content of the latter posts look positively tasteful.

And wasn't it great getting everyone running for the dictionary - a useful exercise in itself broadening vocab', exploring the complexities of the english language, my english professor would be so proud.

Maddi

Dr Who? · Post by **Dr Who?** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 1:33 pm

Dear Guest. How could talking about mans best friend be lowering the tone :?:I can only quote from a survey I read some time ago that stated, "If a man performed sex as often as he thought about it, the average weight of the adult male population would be about 6st.7lb, (sorry no metric), mind you, seeing the state of Peter Stringfellow, celibacy may be a good idea, Sod it, lets enjoy ourselves anyway. My wish is to shake off this Mortal Coil with a huge grin on my face

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 4:25 pm

“Whats the difference betwen ooooohhhhh and aarrgghh ? About 3 inches” Loretta

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 7:33 pm

Whats the difference if you add !ouch!!!

pammie · Post by **pammie** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 12:11 am

Reminds me of school biology lessons when we had to draw male and female reproductive organs.

In those days not having seen a 'real' one, as part of homework I had to draw a 'flacid' penis etc., copying from a text book and with a little help from my Mother (must have rubbed it out, goodness knows how many times)

Teachers comment - 'wonderful drawing but a bit on the large size'

And she was right - never seen one as impressive since but my Mother obviously has

First visit

poor taste

Lowering Tone