Calma

digger · Post by **digger** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 11:14 pm

Ellie, in Algarve they make “special” tea with all sorts of things these days. Don’t know where they get their ideas from. The Dutch probably.

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Thu Nov 27, 2003 12:00 am

its a really nice tea though Digger---sure makes you cool and calma

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Thu Nov 27, 2003 4:05 am

[quote="swingdingin"]Cowboy ,forgot about texas there......or maybe you texans
would just love to be part of europe

mike[/quote]

Thanks for the thought, Swing, but untill the Euro get's cheaper, I don't think we can afford it.

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Thu Nov 27, 2003 4:11 am

[quote="maddi"]Mike

How could you forget Cowboy!!? Bless him, he is our mainstay!

Maddi[/quote]

Thank you Maddi.....

e-richard · Post by **e-richard** » Thu Nov 27, 2003 2:52 pm

"How could you forget Cowboy ?"

I wonder if you've noticed in the Memberlist that you can sort the members in descending order by number of posts. Cowboy has held the top spot for ages now, but it seems that Maddi is catching up.

Cowboy achieves this fame, by his prolific one liners (great for the spirit of the board

), but I wonder who would claim to post the most words? I have an answer, but would it would be ungracious of me to appear to accuse one of our lovely ladies for talking too much

Ever the gentleman, I won't mention Ellie's name in that context

except to say that having found a photo of you, so that we can see who is behind the word, it enhances the enjoyment of your stories.

While being totally sympathetic to anybodies wish to remain anonymous, would others appreciate a photo as part of the member list ?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Nov 27, 2003 4:18 pm

Richard, if you look like Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt a topless photo would be very much appreciated

maddi · Post by **maddi** » Thu Nov 27, 2003 4:50 pm

Or Colin Jackson or Heath Ledger, Charlie from Busted (but that would feel almost like child abuse) anyway, if you have pecs can we have a topless one !! If they are more like "man boobs" keep your shirt on

.

And if Steen won't/can't add a pic to our member profiles, you can always stick one on chat (address in Jokes) and we can look at each other in there, quite a few of us have already posted pics, including our Ellie, Cowboy, Rod, Swingdingin, Peter and me (but I can soon remove mine if too many people are looking - we wouldn't want to put anyone off their dinner - especially as the chaming Mr Sader when he was still an active user of this board slated me apallingly - I have only just got over it

)

Maddi

swingdingin · Post by **swingdingin** » Thu Nov 27, 2003 5:00 pm

note that the men well outnumber the women , when it comes to making pictures available.....!
so come on then loretta,susan,pammie,tricky,eva,and di .....

mike

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Thu Nov 27, 2003 6:04 pm

Thank-you Richard---at least--I think so!----I confess

--I do chatter on a bit dont I? Just how many words have I written --Id love to know.Does it match the number Ive written for publishers so far?-----near 30,000?
But you put it so charmingly--how could I possibly take offence

As for photos--see Maddis words --but Id bet you wont shift Steen or Gambrinus on this one.I think these two will always remain a mystery

Mike wants some pleasing--doesnt he? A whole picture gallery of the lovely forum lasses---wonder if he'll get his wish

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Fri Nov 28, 2003 7:30 am

Cowboy has held the top spot for ages now, but it seems that Maddi is catching up.

Cowboy achieves this fame, by his prolific one liners
...........................................................................................................

It's Good To Be King. (Mel Brooks)

maddi · Post by **maddi** » Fri Nov 28, 2003 1:47 pm

Of course Cowboy, unlike me and Ellie you don't take offence and take umbrage for days at a time, so you will always be miles ahead - unfortunately for us sensitive souls, a cutting post send us to hills.

Sensible people like Loretta, Tricky and others never actually post anything that attracts a negative response (although thinking about it now - Tricky has had her moments).

Maddi

pammie · Post by **pammie** » Fri Nov 28, 2003 5:45 pm

Maddi,

Don't forget I was accused of being The Blob at one point - how insulting is that

Had to go to Cvo. in Sept. to recover from the shock - heaven - still full of friendly people and regulars & not a cross word heard.

This forum seems to bring out the beasts in us.

Packing tips - no lost lingerie - put it all in the hand luggage - the guys at customs love it

charles · Post by **charles** » Fri Nov 28, 2003 6:20 pm

CALMA??

they really know how to go with the flow when behind the wheel of a car, don’t they??[/quote]

Digger...Please.....Thiis brings back memories of the "portuguese
drivers" posts....Now this was really a war with no flowers...

maddi · Post by **maddi** » Fri Nov 28, 2003 6:52 pm

God, please don't let us re-visit the whole "portugese drivers" thing which along with the "blobby" thing have to be the two lowest points in this forum's career.

Calma, calma, calma - there is a good place to be in your head and in your heart.

Mads

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 12:44 am

I dunno, "local drivers" ran on for 8 pages or so....Personaly, I enjoyed it.
Come to think of it, I think it even attracted a few new members....Calma is fine, up to a point, but rember....to be truly calma, you have to be dead, and I ain't been that calma yet.

Calma

Calma

mugshots..!

Too much?